Gearing up for our upcoming trip to Chengdu and Emei Shan, I thought I'd check out some restaurants and sites in the vicinity. As one of Jake's students wrote, "Put the peduncle in." I think that more or less sums it up.
"Spent 50 yuan at the door hired an artificial explanation, is pretty good." Not bad for an expensive lie.
"Very fate is actually in our house upstairs, I thought. Vacation last week, when specifically requested a person to go to their private kitchens taste, taste really good, chef's knife is superb." I think there's some cannibalism afoot.
"We especially like their home Suannibairou and guppy." Who doesn't like guppy?
"Food taste good, color is very pretty and more refined. It seems to eat up all people very satisfied. Oh, ate a dinner talk to ten at night, huh, huh, like this one!" I think there's some musical cannibalism afoot.
"Each dish is vegetarian, each dish has meat, the name of each dish let us sit in half a day." Thoroughly perplexed.
"Did not eat, you can try the next." Will do.
"My husband does not like mushrooms so drained away. I'll go along with mushroom lovers once." Why not twice?
"Too adorable baby panda is too cute. I feel so happy baby panda." This one slays me.
"Panda is active when the best time to see them with friends and two people through the rain to see a panda, see them naive look, feel onwards Kazakhstan is also worth drops early." Onwards and upwards, Kazakhstan!
"There are a lot of fish and peacocks ruthless, the panda is very deep, naive, lack some sleeping inside address identifies the signs are very clear, it may not be a big loss." If it dies?
"Panda cute. Suitable for use with dolls together." I've always thought so.
"Visit the museum to see 3 points 7 points to listen." Got it.
"Overall, nothing special. Very recommended." For those of us striving for mediocrity.
"Also watched a movie with a baby, movie hall, a total of only three individuals, already afraid, plus too loud, began to shake the seat motionless, afraid the baby frightened, hurried out, the two flower 40 million watched it three minutes worth ah! Do not look at the future with the baby still recommend this movie, huh, huh! Visit to the exhibition hall, outdoor play, there are bridges and sand and pebbles." Feel like I'm in some else's acid dream, huh, huh.
"Well managed, there is no secular coins odor. Very elegant place, no tickets, no hawkers everywhere selling incense, only volunteer aunt who, hehe, to the inside felt his heart very quiet." I was relieved there was no secular coin smell, but then it got ominous...
"Rub hear that there are really too great, for Li Bingpei service was five-body cast." FIVE-body cast?!
"There is nothing greater than this? Hate to be fooled guide." #Searching for Something Better
"Play down, I feel like a general." New tag line, I think.
"Moreover, the staff so fierce, but also ferocious sentence: It's not like you ah! Alas, I did not do is that you? Who boring to play pretend ah." Who? Who?! I demand to know. <-- Ferocious sentence.
"I think it means nothing. Park place to eat too, are more expensive and unpalatable Hamburg, Sausage like the relatively poor." Class warfare.